My usual shenanigans

If you read my last post, which you should have, then you know I had a dreamy weekend.

I had to get back to real life, so I'm back to my usual shenanigans. What does that mean?

THE BACHELORETTE SEASON PREMIERE!!

The boy and I engaged in a little drinking game someone suggested on Twitter: take a drink every time Des sheds a tear or says any of the following: blessed, fairytale, amazing, or prince charming.

I was ready to go - with wine, which usually spells disaster. Luckily, I got to drink my wine at a reasonable pace and go to bed stone cold sober because there was nothing fairytale or prince charming about the majority of the guys. If you don't watch, this is the season to jump in after Des has time to weed out the weirdos. If you do watch, was that the worst group of guys yet or what?!

Moving on (until next week).

 Lunch yesterday was a smoked salmon and goat cheese sandwich with a few apple slices on gluten free bread.

I love Udi's brand of GF bread - I usually get the whole grain version, but tried the regular this time. 

I'll stick with whole grain from now on as this one looks uncomfortably similar to white bread.

Also, toasted is recommended...otherwise it's too crumbly.

In the mix: 

tomato

spinach

smoked salmon

goat cheese

 I wasn't feeling great last night, so the boy grilled up some turkey burgers from whole foods and roasted some cauliflowers.

I topped mine with avocado and tomato.

The boy topped his with...well, everything.

I ended the evening with yet another feeble attempt at defeating level 97 on Candy Crush. How many of you out there threaten to quit playing at least once a day? What's the definition of insanity again?